In my own two hands...I'm shaking.

It's out and I have it. I've read the first five chapters so far. I won't say a thing about it. Don't get on the internet when you're reading this. Don't talk to other people about it. Don't even search for images of the cover like I did. You could find awful, vital spoilers, or just ridiculous propaganda. Either way, don't be swayed by these bad Harry Potter fans who get kicks out of giving the book away before it's read. Go Harry, go.